I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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