gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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