i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
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I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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