Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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