Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
She's the barista slut.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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