I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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