I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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