Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
