ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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