Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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