He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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