And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
is wine microwaveable?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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