I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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