She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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