What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Randomize
