so that wasnt chicken after all
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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