When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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