i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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