She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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