Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
