The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
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