One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We have so much sex to catch up on
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I did not marry a roomba.
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