I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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