I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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