Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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