I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
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Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
My penis needs a shock collar
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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