People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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