if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
my sisters under your porch take her home
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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