Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
