Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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