I didn't shave. On purpose
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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