chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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