I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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