I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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