I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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