We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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