Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
We don't watch enough power rangers
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He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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