I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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