Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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