He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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