one might say we're banned from that church
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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