but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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