jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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