Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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