You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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