Christians are straight up FREAKS
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
that's an acceptable place to lick
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
