I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
