Your mouth is God's brothel.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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