I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
