New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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