I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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