Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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