Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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