i think i have herpe
just one?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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