If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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