I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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