is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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